he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
ok first of all what the fuck
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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