Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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