Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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