Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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