That's intense
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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