How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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