after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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