i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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