Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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