that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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