Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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