Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
