I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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