Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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