You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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