More tranny stories later!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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