I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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