the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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