just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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