OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
this will be a night to untag.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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