If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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