Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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