and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Drake has all the answers
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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