It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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