what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
