i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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