This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He felt like a one man threesome
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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