i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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