come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The beer is more important than you right now.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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