I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you would pick up someone in the library
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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