I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
