Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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