i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
