my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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