3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
soo... how was my night?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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