lets start a swedish sibling band together
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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