last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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