Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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