im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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