i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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