butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You can't motorboat a personality
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
