how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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