Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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