he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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