Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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