omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
even my farts smell like vagina
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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