I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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