your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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