This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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