READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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