Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
