You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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