i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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